Monday, May 4 (Escape to the Ponderosa)

Hoss: Adam? Why're ya wearin' that thing on yer head?
Adam: It's Patina's idea. She thinks it'll make a great theme for this week's POD.
Hoss: That gal shore is silly! Jest put yet hat on like yer s'posed to.
Adam: Can't do that. I've got strict orders from Patina.
Hoss: Sheesh! Ah'll be in the kitchen if anybody needs me.

