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Summary: We all know how serious Adam Cartwright was. But what if he was really a James Bond type of spy? Read on....
Isabel
Adam: I'm Adam Cartwright--cattle rancher, highly educated, and a super-secret spy. No one knows. Not even my family. About the spy part, I mean. Of course they all know I'm super smart and work here on Pa's ranch. Anyway...you might wonder why I wear black so much. Black makes me look more mysterious, dangerous, and it really, really brings out my five o'clock shadow. Let me tell you about my latest spy adventure involving the evil Sterling Silver and his beautiful temptress, Lotta Booty.
cindy57
Sterling Silver: I hear that Adam Cartwright, super secret spy, is onto our little scheme to use an ultrasonic device to turn folks into wax figures. We can't let him get hold of our device. Otherwise, we can't make people stop in their tracks while we rob banks, get great seats at the movie theater, and bump folks out of the express checkout line at the grocery when they clearly have more than 20 items in their cart. Will you do your best to seduce this Adam Cartwright and distract him from stopping us?
cindy57
Lotta Booty: You betcha, Sterling! Adam won't be able to resist me. Just let me finish my Twizler first.
cindy57
Adam: I rode as fast as I could for Los Rios, a little border town. I hoped I could pick up some info on Sterling Silver's scheme at one of the local bars. But first, I'd need to check into the local Motel 6 so I could freshen up.
Terri
Adam: Hello, Penny Currency. How've ya been?
Penny: Just great, Adam. Thanks for asking. Anyway, this really swanky smelling letter came for you. There's a super hot chick over at the Frosty Mug waiting for you. She might have some info about Sterling Silver.
Adam: Great!! Just let me sniff this a while longer and I'll head on over to the bar.
Penny: Whatever.
kermarlow
Adam: I went into the bar and noticed a super hot chick in an orange dress. Checking out the rear view, I could see for sure why she was called Lotta Booty. But before I could ask any questions...
kemarlow
Adam: Mmmph.
[i]kemarlow[/i]
Adam: So you're the beautifully infamous Lotta Booty.
Lotta: What gave me away?
Adam: Well, it wasn't just your kissing. Anyway, I've been told that you have information for me about Sterling Silver's plan to use an ultrasonic device to turn people into wax figures. I've got to stop that evil man!
Lotta: But you misunderstand. Sterling will only use the device for good. Let me just kiss you some more so you'll forget all about it.
Adam: No way! I've got to save the world. Maybe we can go out for margaritas later.