ellie wrote:Hi Eleanor,
Seems that January forgot to ask you to read through the rules, so I'll help you out a little.
Don't Mess With Hoss!
If you find a gate open, leave it open. If you find a gate closed, leave it closed.
Don't Mess With Hoss!
Don't be late to dinner, you'll upset Hop Sing.
and finally ...
Don't Mess With Hoss!
(We now return you to your regularly scheduled welcoming

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Dear Miss Ellie,
There's no call to get all riled up about Hoss. I'm sure he's
absolutely devoted to you in the most endearing of ways.
But it does sound like you're just the tiniest bit worried about that? Well, I'm here to reassure you that those are completely baseless concerns.

Why, just last night, he told me that very thing right here in the saloon.
Now these rules you mention...about the gate and dinner and all. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret.
I ain't BIG on rules.
Sincerely,
Miss Eleanor Dumont
