Bonanza Boomers

everybody.

My name is Eleanor, and I'm new to these parts, but I've lived in the west for quite a spell now.

Frankly, I'm partial to all men, with the exception of that Lafe fella, and so all four of them Cartwrights suit me just fine! When you're at a feast, why limit yourself to just one course?
Anyways, I'm lookin' forward to seeing you all around town.

Howdy! Welcome to Boomers.

to Bonanza Boomers Eleanor

Looking forward to see what you're gonna do. getting to know you.

Hi Eleanor,

Seems that January forgot to ask you to read through the rules, so I'll help you out a little.

Don't Mess With Hoss!
If you find a gate open, leave it open. If you find a gate closed, leave it closed.
Don't Mess With Hoss!
Don't be late to dinner, you'll upset Hop Sing.
and finally ...
Don't Mess With Hoss!

(We now return you to your regularly scheduled welcoming )

January wrote: to Bonanza Boomers Eleanor

Looking forward to see what you're gonna do. getting to know you.

Why, that's right neighborly of ya, January!

And as far as what I'm gonna be doing around here, well, let's just say, that I'm aimin' on providing some entertainment! You know, the wild west kind! I heard that Boomerville was quite open to having fun. I did hear that right, didn't I?

Eleanor. Welcome to Boomers!

ellie wrote:Hi Eleanor,

Seems that January forgot to ask you to read through the rules, so I'll help you out a little.

Don't Mess With Hoss!
If you find a gate open, leave it open. If you find a gate closed, leave it closed.
Don't Mess With Hoss!
Don't be late to dinner, you'll upset Hop Sing.
and finally ...
Don't Mess With Hoss!

(We now return you to your regularly scheduled welcoming )

Dear Miss Ellie,

There's no call to get all riled up about Hoss. I'm sure he's absolutely devoted to you in the most endearing of ways.

But it does sound like you're just the tiniest bit worried about that? Well, I'm here to reassure you that those are completely baseless concerns. Why, just last night, he told me that very thing right here in the saloon.

Now these rules you mention...about the gate and dinner and all. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret.
I ain't BIG on rules.

Sincerely,
Miss Eleanor Dumont

Welcome, Eleanor. I hope you find that you like it here. Lots of cool things, some contests. In case you haven't heard about it, there's a Penning From Prompts going on right now all month. Enjoy!

Oh, and by the way, when you're visiting the Ponderosa, just remember one thing: Never put your feet on the table when Pa's in the room (or wait until he looks the other way)!