Joseph Francis Cartwright:
Tracycap from The Truckee Strip
Everyone finished sighing and drooling?
No?
Alright then, take a few moments . . .
I'll wait . . .
No, really, I don't mind waiting . . .
*staring at the snowflakes twisting frantically in the wind . . .*
Still need a moment?
*. . . hmm .. hmm . . . and you shiver when the cold wind blows . . .*
Finished? Good. Now then . . .
No?
Alright then, take a few moments . . .
I'll wait . . .
No, really, I don't mind waiting . . .
*staring at the snowflakes twisting frantically in the wind . . .*
Still need a moment?
*. . . hmm .. hmm . . . and you shiver when the cold wind blows . . .*
Finished? Good. Now then . . .
Today, we begin a study
into the deepest, innermost opinions of
the women - and a couple two three men - who
find themselves fascinated with
Joseph and his many, many loves.
into the deepest, innermost opinions of
the women - and a couple two three men - who
find themselves fascinated with
Joseph and his many, many loves.
Over the course of
however long it takes, we will examine,
scrutinize, dissect, ponder,
question, and discuss the
girls, ladies, gals, and
various and sundry saloon employettes
who happened, over the fourteen years of Bonanza, to
rapture and capture the heart of
"The Best Lookin' Boy In the Territory"
So, fire up the DVD players,
'favorite' the YouTube channels,
hit that 'search' feature in the gallery,
and trudge through your own screencap files for
the first course in our Damsel Discussion:
Lotta Crabtree vs Julia Bulette
however long it takes, we will examine,
scrutinize, dissect, ponder,
question, and discuss the
girls, ladies, gals, and
various and sundry saloon employettes
who happened, over the fourteen years of Bonanza, to
rapture and capture the heart of
"The Best Lookin' Boy In the Territory"
So, fire up the DVD players,
'favorite' the YouTube channels,
hit that 'search' feature in the gallery,
and trudge through your own screencap files for
the first course in our Damsel Discussion:
Lotta Crabtree vs Julia Bulette
Tracycaps from A Rose For Lotta, The Julia Bulette Story
Ladies, and BoomerGents,
Which of these two sultry females would have made
our innocent *choke* young man happier?
Which was the better life-choice for Little Joe?
Which one would fit best into the Cartwright dynasty as Mrs. Joseph Cartwright?
The thread is now open for discussion:
State your opinions, ask your questions, tell us how you really feel!
A poll will soon follow, and one of these ladies
will be crowned as the first winner of the
Boomers' lesser-of-two-evils choice
for Joe.
The study will then continue, with the next two possibilities,
and so on, until we have a final discussion and poll for the top choice!
So, is it Lotta or Julia?
Which of these two sultry females would have made
our innocent *choke* young man happier?
Which was the better life-choice for Little Joe?
Which one would fit best into the Cartwright dynasty as Mrs. Joseph Cartwright?
The thread is now open for discussion:
State your opinions, ask your questions, tell us how you really feel!
A poll will soon follow, and one of these ladies
will be crowned as the first winner of the
Boomers' lesser-of-two-evils choice
for Joe.
The study will then continue, with the next two possibilities,
and so on, until we have a final discussion and poll for the top choice!
So, is it Lotta or Julia?
*I know someone will ask - if you go by the actors' ages at the time of the episode:
Lotta was 37 and Joe was 23.
Julia was 35 and Joe was, yeah, still 23.
Lotta was 37 and Joe was 23.
Julia was 35 and Joe was, yeah, still 23.